Fuse officially lit.Opening ceremonies for the 2016 Ryder Cup aren't until Thursday, but a brother of Team Europe's Danny Willett fired off a tongue-in-cheekcritique of Team USA and more pointedly shredded American golf fans. Patrick Sharp Jersey MORE: Columnist PeteWillett wrote, in part, : For the Americans to stand a chance of winning, they need their baying mob of imbeciles to care s their egos every step of the way. Team Europe needs to shut those groupies up and then, for good measure, referredto U.S. fans as pudgy, basement- Brandon Manning Jersey dwelling irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pi sy beer.There are the requisite political jabs at Americans (Make America Great Again andconcealed-carry), not to mention general insults aboutcargo shorts,medicated ex-wives and shiny teeth (really?).Understand that Petehas made a name for himself with irreverent tweets related to his brother's golf, in particular as Danny was winning the 2016 Masters.Here's the chunk of Pete'scommentary that is making the rounds on social media Wednesday CM Punk Jersey :Team USA have only won five of the last 16 Ryder Cups. Four of those five victories have come on home soil. For the Americans to stand a chance of winning, they need their baying mob of imbeciles to care s their egos every step of the way. Like one of those brainle s bastards from your childhood, the one that pulled down your shorts during the schools Christmas a sembly (f**k you, Paul Jennings), they only have the courage to keg you if theyre backed up by a giggling Jeremy Roenick Jersey group of reprobates. Team Europe needs to shut those groupies up.They need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pi sy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hotdog so they can scream Baba booey until their jelly faces turn red.They need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection inducing mashed potato, hoping to impre s their cousin.They need to smash the obnoxious dads, with their shiny teeth, Lego man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children. Squeezed Tony Esposito Jersey into their cargo shorts and boating shoes, theyll bellow get in the hole whilst high-fiving all the other members of the Dentists Big Game Hunt Society.MORE: As : "Could be a long week for the Masters champ" at an event whereeven the smallest perceivedslight canset off fireworks.Fuse. Lit.
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